Saturday
5:30 AM-8:30 AM Wake up, have coffee, check Facebook, pick up materials. Stop at ATM for cash to give to wife so she can go yard-sale-ing and stay out of my biz-niz.
8:40 Stretching exercises, put on sunscreen and gloves
9:00 Lay out the project according to plan
9:20 Begin excavation of first half of system inside the fence
9:40 Chat with neighbor, Heidi, over the fence. She is a landscape contractor, too, and interested in what I am up to.
9:50 Resume excavation
10:00 Chat with another neighbor. Rick lives across the street and loves projects. I negotiate with him to take some of the surplus soil off my hands.
10:10 Resume excavation
12:00 Complete excavation inside fence. Lunch. Done for today.
Sunday
8:30 Begin excavation outside of fence for the gravel sump
9:15 Chat with Cyndy. She walks her dog, Jacob, by our house every day and I sold her an Acer rubrum last year.
9:30 Resume and complete excavation
11:15 Drive to the hardware store and pick up a PVC connector not included in my pick-up yesterday morning.
12:15 Return home. Lunch.
12:30 Place heavy duty landscape fabric, gravel and pipe into the trench.
2:15 Begin backfilling soil into the trenches
5:30 Load excess soil into truck, rake out the trenches. Trim down the excess pipe at the low end of the system. Apply grass seed and straw mulch.
6:30 Put away the tools, drive the truck to our nursery to dispose of the surplus soil, sod, rocks and general debris.
8:00 Return home. Take pain relievers and cocktails (spare me the lecture). Tend to blisters.














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